This week’s challenge over at terribleminds is to take a thing, anything (person, place, sensation, etc.) and describe it 10 different ways.
So Here’s 10 Ways To Describe Masturbation
A primal tension/release made possible by friction and a high-speed Internet connection.
A natural anti-depressant… followed by depression.
A free high that’s easy to score when you’re bored.
A quick way to kill 30 minutes.
What girls lie about.
What boys lie about.
A guilty pleasure.