Spring Loaded Cats

10 Different Ways

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This week’s challenge over at terribleminds is to take a thing, anything (person, place, sensation, etc.) and describe it 10 different ways.

So Here’s 10 Ways To Describe Masturbation

A primal tension/release made possible by friction and a high-speed Internet connection.

A natural anti-depressant… followed by depression.

A free high that’s easy to score when you’re bored.

A quick way to kill 30 minutes.

What girls lie about.

What boys lie about.

Self-congratulatory.

A guilty pleasure.

Religion.

Politics.

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